Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Smokin' Hot


Despite the resent reports of high mercury traces found in trout and other "meaty" fishes, the real trace elements are nicotine and crystal meth! Those crazy fishes can't get enough! Every vice us Humans have, trust me, the underwater world has been strung out for years. They after all, have been swallowing our "run off" for decades and boy are they hooked! According to the EPA and The Fish and Wildlife Commission, all the excess estrogen in the water supply that has manifested from women peeing out birth control and hormone replacement therapy for the last twenty years have resulted in several species sporting serious boobs. That's a salmon with a c cup... Yummy!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Rainbow Leprechauns

Naughty Susan was a little shy here, can you believe it! But she and gang at Kostume Kult really made good fun at the St Paddy's Day Parade!

1st Time Knife Thrower's Assistant

Crazy Studios incredible reporter, Naughty Susan, actually stands at the Knife Throwers board and has knives thrown at her! No wonder she needed to let off some steam!


Hot Bands


Last night,

I, naughty Susan, happened upon a hot new band in Williamsburg last night. I call the "Wham" and they are fabulous. Their sound is like their hair, bright and transparent. They have asked us to do a video for them and I think its going to work out great! Crazy Al has already declared them "sexy" and "now." Very casa de hotcha!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Melt Down at The O'K Corral

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Well kids,
Big weekend at Crazy Studios. Albert and Susan joined forces with Foxy TV and discovered like minded madness bubbling in the streets of the West Village. We initiated an impromptu dance party, culminating in video shooting and further mania centered around gym socks and plumbers butt. Sometimes yoga is just yoga, but other times it symbolizes a deep, unabridged sexual frenzy of chakra glory. This is what we experienced at 11:36 p.m. never to be quite the same again.

The same level of frenzy followed us to Sunday where we saw a film at Monkey Town about repressed skin heads. Having been a former punk who experienced the shift in skin head culture, Susan had numerous opinions all expressed loudly at the bar afterwards. The after party was held in a former cocaine speak easy called Kokie's appropriately enough, once being owned and operated by the Puerto Rican mob. Now, it is another hipster dive, with the Hives on the juke box and chili fries served barely warm. Oh Williamsburg, how far we slip from our edge!